Everyone has it, but no one can lose it. What is it?
that’s what little girls are made of
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real