hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee


  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

deaneggsandsam:

deaneggsandsam:

i find a guy attractive do i stab him??

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cumbercrieff:

In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this

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and fall down a lot

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EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here

I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

tomfletcherscats:

i-n-t-e-r-v-e-n-t-i-o-n:

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

Or care

guess whos not getting an autograph

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole